June 01
Dead politicians in my grandma's side yard
So I had this strange dream last night. I can't remember the entire dream, so I'll just tell you the part that I do remember. My family was gathered at my grandmother's house, and we went out the back door and headed for the side yard. I turned the corner of the house, and saw a car parked in the yard, with a bunch of people milling around it, most of them pretty official looking. I then remembered that there had been a man found dead in the car, and that they had removed the body and assumed they were there finishing up their investigation or whatever. One of the investigators opened the passenger's side front door of the car (I wish I could remember what kind of car it was, I just remember it being a newer-style dark beige colored four door sedan) and quickly yelled to the other investigators. They all ran over, and in Middle Eastern "let's celebrate with a corpse" style, hauled the body out of the car and over their heads, while dancing around. Once they got the body out of the car, and I was able to view who it was, I realized why they were celebrating. The dead man was John Kerry. Quickly, my grandmother's side yard, turned into a mini Democratic National Convention style party, with people wearing those awful straw hats with red, white and blue ribbons. People were carrying and waving flags, banners and signs, and everyone was talking about how, "Now that John Kerry is out of the way, the Democrats will have a real chance of winning the presidency." And then I woke up. So someone tell me what THAT dream means! Haha!